An Evil Doll

So I continue my search for the perfect Christmas doll for Lainey, and I find this one at K-Mart. She's adorable! I bring her home and put her under the tree.

Unfortunately, she babbles and coos every time the heat kicks on.

So I take her in the kitchen and put her pacifier in her mouth. This is supposed to comfort her and shut her up. Nope. She's still cooing.

She's going in the trunk of the car next. I want my money back.