For my movie buff friends--
TOP 10 THINGS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
l. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
7. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
8. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
9. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
10. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
6 Comments:
At 12:57 AM , Anonymous said...
rofl!! I loved these, thanks for a little levity!!!
And they're all so true!! My favorite opening the door except when it's burning down w/ a kid.......good one!!
At 10:38 AM , Me said...
My illusions are shattered! You mean to tell me movies aren't real?!
At 5:23 PM , KathyH said...
Joe's favorite is the one about martial arts. It's exactly why he won't watch that kind of movies.
At 11:14 AM , Annette said...
MY Favorite one is the image of Gene Kelly dancing in the street in "Singin' in the Rain" - wow - you gotta love it!
At 11:30 AM , KathyH said...
Annette,
That's my favorite, too.
In fact, that is EXACTLY what I thought of!! Spooky, huh?!
At 12:57 PM , Annette said...
Yea and what I also think is so cool, is that it's one of my girls favorite movies!!!
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