Speaking of fire...

I loved the responses to yesterday's cell phone fire post. They were so typical and cute. Spring said..."I wonder if his phone just combusted or he just didn't feel the burning sensation in his pocket." Annette said, "Yikes--what should we do?"
Spring is analyzing the problem, and Annette is reacting emotionally. (Annette, I think maybe the answer is "Avoid polyester.") LOVE YA BOTH!!
I heard a good story about fire today. A gunman is going to execute three guys. When the gun is pointed at the first guy, he points behind the gunman and yells "Tornado" and the gunman turns around to look, and the guy jumps over the wall and escapes. When it's the second one's turn, he yells "Flood" and the gunman turns around to look, and he jumps over the wall. The third guy decides he'd better think up some natural disaster, too, so he yells "Fire," and the gunman does.