Still stealing from fanpop.com's list of the 10 creepiest fast food mascots!
#7: Grimace
Dear McDonalds, what exactly is this Grimace creature you have spawned? Is he a mutated prune? A malformed mushroom? Is he an obese American fast food consumer whose skin took on an unearthly hue after consuming one too many Happy Meals? Either way, the last thing I need to think about when I'm eating a 1000 calorie cheeseburger is some overweight muppet. Did you know Grimace originally had 4 arms and a penchant for stealing milkshakes? He also had an equally hideous green uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey (as if one wasn't enough).
#7: Grimace
Dear McDonalds, what exactly is this Grimace creature you have spawned? Is he a mutated prune? A malformed mushroom? Is he an obese American fast food consumer whose skin took on an unearthly hue after consuming one too many Happy Meals? Either way, the last thing I need to think about when I'm eating a 1000 calorie cheeseburger is some overweight muppet. Did you know Grimace originally had 4 arms and a penchant for stealing milkshakes? He also had an equally hideous green uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey (as if one wasn't enough).
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